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"I'm not judging... just noticing patterns." Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee

$20.99
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
This classic cotton tee is a quiet statement: soft, structured, and made to be worn often. The clean, centered text reads like a thoughtful aside — subtle humor for people who notice patterns in life, work, or research. The medium-weight cotton holds its shape through repeated wear, the ribbed collar keeps a neat neckline, and the tubular knit gives a smooth silhouette without side seams. Wear it on long coding sessions, gallery visits, field notes walks, or casual meetups to signal thoughtful observation without shouting. Ethically sourced cotton and durable printing ensure the message stays crisp wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) — sturdy yet comfortable for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Direct-to-garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed text on the front and sleeves
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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